Tiny Baby ( Read more... )

Dear Baby Jebus,

Thank you for making this accidental pregnancy occur when I was 27, and not when I was 17.

Also, please make my baby at least ALMOST as cute as my nephew so my relatives don't pity him. If that is not possible, I will settle for him looking distinctly unlike Winston Churchill.

Love,

Becky

In the past two years, I have acquired pairs of shoes specific to the following activities:

Running
Cycling
Soccer (indoor)
Soccer (outdoor)
Rock climbing
Hiking

...and they are ALL OVER THE FLOOR.

Probably my favorite thing yelled in tonight's game:

Batter takes off his remaining shoe after he kicks the other in the air along with the ball.

"You're wearing two different socks!"

"That's intentional. It's so I know which feet I have!"

[regarding pea shoots being a healthy side dish]

"While that is among its virtues, it is certainly not its principal virtue."

Pause...

"You can tell I've been reading Jane Austen, can't you?"

Dear Universe,

Can a girl get a break?

Seriously.

Thanks,

B

Hey, guess what, internet ( Read more... )

A thing that is cool:

When you realize you should reduce your weight on your Nike + settings.

A thing that is lame:

When you realize that the weight reduction means that you have burned fewer calories by running the same distance.

...

I have discovered relativity.

Craft time ( Read more... )

What a difference a day makes.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!