The following is a collection of "actual excuse notes from parents (including spelling)" from the Office of Educational Assessment at the University of Washington.

My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him ( Read more... )

yea got a new layout thanks to my pimp/lover, as you can see the font is pink why you ask.....cause i'm a macho man and i dont give a damn, thats why.

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well i figure since i dont every really have much to say in this damn thing i figure instead of talking i'll just post some of my artwork...so


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wooo hooo great new news sombody smashed into my truck with a pinto...bastards....and i have a pinched nerve that hurts like hell....o yea and i'm goin into the military.....o how joyous my life is....

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I DONT WORRY DAMN LYIN TECHNOLOGY!!!!!!!!!

I just really find it disturbing that i will die of Gingivitis!?!?!?!?!?!?!

well leg still hurts but what are you gonna do....(random person)"chop it off"...gee what a great idea......lets see in "new news" I damn near killed myself last night...ever works out to the point were your laying on the ground shaking.....if you havent i highly recomend it......wow thats alot of writing(for me at least)

.:Gimp leg Craka:.