buddhists

Where do I get my "official Buddhist" membership card?

nobody_ wrote in buddhists_fyad Nov 18, 2006 11:32

OK, so I've found out that I can't get it at Barnes and Noble or on the Internet... Everyone keeps telling me I'm not a "real Buddhist," and I don't understand, where they got their membership cards, and why I can't get one. What do I have to do to get one? Stop eating meat? Learn another language? Go to a temple? Who do I send a check and a letter ( Read more... )

As a follow-up to techno's post

gillan wrote in buddhists_fyad Nov 17, 2006 15:39

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My Camaro Says "Samsara" On The Back Window

techno1992 wrote in buddhists_fyad Nov 17, 2006 16:24

Oh, man, when I'm a boddhisattva, my mustache is going to be way cooler than that one.How much more suffering do they have to cure when their mustache causes pain ( Read more... )

Precepts? What precepts? Does Buddha hate fags, or doesn't he?

dkmnow wrote in buddhists_fyad Nov 01, 2006 04:13

What is teh Buddhist position on freebasing Draino?

Is it okay if I use my Buddha-Bong?

I wonder what the Buddhist view of hiphop is?

saltcellar wrote in buddhists_fyad Oct 28, 2006 14:16

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Heh heh

bodhiseeds80 wrote in buddhists_fyad Sep 24, 2006 10:05

If buddhists made a "inspirational daily calendar," what do you think some of them would be ( Read more... )

Hmmmm....

bodhiseeds80 wrote in buddhists_fyad Sep 22, 2006 08:39

What kind of underwear does Buddha wear?

Is he a boxers or briefs guy? Or does he go commando?

"Wolf in sheep's clothing," indeed!

dkmnow wrote in buddhists_fyad Sep 09, 2006 06:06

Shhh! Don't tell bodhisattvas -- but in case you didn't spot it...

Yes, the "oddly familiar" deliriousmonk, indeed, turns out to be none other than our old friend, that ubiquitous and impotently obstreperous Twat Of Twats, synthetikmisery.

Those who didn't smell it coming a mile away may now begin kicking themselves vigorously in the backside.

As you were.

;-)

repeat offender, trolls, drama queen, internet is serious business, sock puppet, childish adults

The Teachings of Master Goose

thirdreel wrote in buddhists_fyad Sep 02, 2006 12:23

Here are my re-render-imagineerings of the teachings of Master Goose. I feel the term "Mother Goose" overlooks the fact that Master Goose is father and mother to us all, and has great wisdom to share with the whole world, but with the awful translations, that wisdom has been lost for centuries. I think my version explains it so much more clearly ( Read more... )

Buddha say....

bodhiseeds80 wrote in buddhists_fyad Aug 29, 2006 10:46

What does Buddha say about sex with midgets and fat women?

Is Buddha down for taking one for the team, or is he all about sayin "we don't love them ho's!"?