So last night was my last night in Asia (besides the airport tonight) so of course Jan and I decide to get nice and drunk. For our last beer at the hotel, we climb out of the window, and onto the roof of the bar next door. After like 20 minutes, the fucking roof breaks and our legs go through. We run back into the hotel, and act like we were ( Read more... )

I really meant to start using this more while I was over here, and I think I've completely failed. Failed ( Read more... )

I'm not going to go into it in detail, but about a week ago I was involved in a game of blackjack, 21 in hand and $46,000 USD on the table in Saigon. I was playing against an Indonesian business man in the smoky upstairs bedroom of some suburban Saigon shanty. I was trying to figure out which address to have my fingers and toes sent to. ( Read more... )

I made a cash withdraw today from an ATM in Laos, and I was a millionaire. I had 1,000,000 kip in my hand. Just for a frame of reference, 8,500 kip is a dollar, but fuck you anyway, I was stoked to have a million whatevers in my hand ( Read more... )

Live journal! I'm back you slut ( Read more... )

Last night dustin downloaded worms onto his xbox 360.


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If I'm not allowed to enjoy a beer on my own sidewalk, I seriously don't understand why I should have to be the one to chip the ice off of it with a shovel.

(carter)

Portland, here I come...

The Mission

Objective 1: Find something to do with all of those potatoes outside that we can't eat because of the roots growing out of the bag.

Objective 2: Find out how to make a potato gun...more like a cannon.

Objective 3: Make a target, and drive out into the middle of nowhere.

Alright men.  We know what we have to do...

(Lt. Carter Thomas)

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