The line for baptisms starts here. Two dollar cover charge. Ladies get in free.

Don't delay, folks! Line right up! Heaven is just a quick dunking away!

But oh wait? What's this? It seems my buddy Josh has already paid your cover charge! Huh! What a guy, am I right? Mayhaps you should give him a quick thank-you for that, when you've got a

Is the leprosy over?

That, my friends, is what we in the Business call "a Miracle."

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