Room 213 - MORTAL PERIL
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> open doorYou open the door a little bit, and peer inside. Your soul crumbles at the sheer horror of the sight of the room. As far as the eye can see, the large room is partitioned by makeshift walls that are made of this funny material whose main purpose appears to be holding up ( Read more... )

There is a pile of boring, useless work here.
> do workBe more specific.
> do boring, useless work. You stupid game.I didn't understand "You stupid game". Maybe I'm too stupid ( Read more... )

Let me just get to the point ( Read more... )

> helpThe game recognizes the following commands:

• n, w, s, e: Move north, west, south, east, respectively
• get/take/pick up/snatch/grab 'item': duh.
• put down/drop/let go of/chuck/pitch/toss/throw out 'item': also duh.
• use 'item' on 'other item': Seriously, duh.
• look 'item': Take a closer look at the item
• Context-dependent options. E.g. Options: (A)ttack ( Read more... )

I went to get an elastic band out of the box, but somebody had tied a bunch of the elastic bands together and it was hard to find a free one. :(

I'm sad, not because it was difficult to find a rubber band, but because it's a funny joke and I didn't think of it first.

The first swipe of the windshield wipers is always the most satisfying.

> Stretch armsAs you lean back and give your arms a well deserved stretch, a delivery person enters the glorious 25 square feet of Ministopia that comprises your cubicle.

"I've got a package for a Mr. Budka here."

Options: (Sign) package, (R)efuse package, (A)ttack, (F)lee
> sYou can't go south right now.
> signThe delivery man hands you your ( Read more... )

You arrive at your building bright and early Tuesday morning at a very respectable 9:06 AM. Enza is busily wiping the counter at the coffee shop.
> sAs you proceed down this hallway, you pass by doors beyond which you have no idea who or what lies. Some of these are protected by heavy chains and padlocks while others are protected simply by ( Read more... )

I want everyone to post a comment (anonymously, if you want) that rates my Ministry Adventure series ( Read more... )

[Attrition damage: 1 (boredom)] Time: 9:30 AM
> look for red staplerYou search your desk for your favourite Swingline stapler (the one that doesn't bind as much). After hunting under papers and in drawers, you realize that somebody has likely stolen it. [NEW QUEST: Find stolen red stapler] Time: 9:45 AM
> lunchSounds good, you are starving. You ( Read more... )