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[buffbitch]

so i went out weith the grls after a looooong week. i made us all really hot sltutty tshirts with mine beinthe suttiest because moose ripped it really bada and then i ripped hers bad. i danced with some pepeps and had an interesting convo. then i realised wynthings are wird and tied to fix it but was lied tp. maybe 2morrow i will take care of

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[platypus9892]

Sooo . . . If I'm translating this correctly. . . .

1) You got toasted
2) You dressed like a slut
3) you went to the frats and danced like a slut
4) you told a dude you loved him like a slut but don't really want him but that you did something but that you don't remember what it is so you didn't really do anything so he shouldn't treat you like a slut
5) You swore like a slut
6) you went around shirtless like a slut.

I'm starting to notice a trend here. Of course, I might have read this wrong since there are like 200000 more vowels then there are supposed to be. . . correct me if i'm wrong.

Looks like the dark JZ is back to play.

[buffbitch]

very incorrect translation ill fix it:

1) i had some beer, but was NOT toasted, i had a test in the morning
2)i was only semi-slut until moosey ripped my shirt and that wasnt my fault
3)i went to the frats and danced but not slut like
4)no. i love everyone when im drinnking and even when im sober. i didnt mean "i love you" in a lets get married and have babies kind of way, but in a i respect you and am glad we are friends way
5)i didnt swear at all there, not until i was writing this
6) i was never shirtless at any point

i ahve a hard time typing when inebriated, but i hope this clears things up. dark jz is still hiding, but gray-area jen may be around somewhere closeby!!

[platypus9892]

The power of the pen is mighty indeed. They should put a warning on there "DANGER: don't operate when intoxicated"