I didn't see anything like this laid out in the contest guidelines. I don't recall signing over the right for my submission to be put on public display. You are so sued.
dear lord mennotthegirl4youNovember 30 2004, 22:33:38 UTC
do you people ever speak directly to one another, or is this your only form of cummunication? i'm assuming that's a stupid question, but i've been known to be wrong.
valentine's day 2004. bar-hopping with the boys and helen on the lower east side led to a white castle adventure and trip down memory lane for dru back in astoria. i think there is still ample documentation of the crave case explosion on the compooter.
Yoou tell 'im, Tooty!! Don't take shit offa NOBODY!pianoman1234December 1 2004, 15:11:49 UTC
It reminds me of this time I was tryin ta relax after that first tour with Elton. That bitch drove me half past Thursday with his "What do we wear tonight? We have to coordinate!" And I'm like, 'Look, cupcake, we used wipe our asses with guys like you.' If that guy didn't sing ta lions nobody'd know who he is.
Anyway--I'm scuba diving off the coast of La Isla Verde when I find this rock and I start resting. And I dunno what it is--the sun, the peace of mind, the sand, the broads in those thongs. Something got to me and I got a hard-on like a wooden leg. So what am I gonna do? I'm in a banana hammock, right? So it's not like I can hide the thing on the beach, right? And I can't just swim around till it goes away, right? Cuz with all those broads all over tha place I could be swimming till next Tuesday, right?
I gotta take care a business. It's the only way.
So I crawl up to the side of the rock that ain't facing the beach and I start, y'know, taking care of business. And I'm getting a good stroke on and I kind of start
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i'm assuming that's a stupid question, but i've been known to be wrong.
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I don't even think Dru, Junebug and Sleazy know what each others voices sound like.
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HA! I've got nine years of gut on you bitches.
little, little boys.....
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Anyway--I'm scuba diving off the coast of La Isla Verde when I find this rock and I start resting. And I dunno what it is--the sun, the peace of mind, the sand, the broads in those thongs. Something got to me and I got a hard-on like a wooden leg. So what am I gonna do? I'm in a banana hammock, right? So it's not like I can hide the thing on the beach, right? And I can't just swim around till it goes away, right? Cuz with all those broads all over tha place I could be swimming till next Tuesday, right?
I gotta take care a business. It's the only way.
So I crawl up to the side of the rock that ain't facing the beach and I start, y'know, taking care of business. And I'm getting a good stroke on and I kind of start ( ... )
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