An open letter to Michael Caine.

Sep 09, 2008 20:44

Dear sir,

Let me first say that you are a veritable acting genius, and I fucking love you. But please, please stop fueling the rumors for the third Batman movie. Please. Just because you say that you "heard" a studio exec claim that the only way to top Heath's performance is to cast Johnny Depp as the Riddler and Phillip Seymour Hoffman as the ( Read more... )

directors: christopher nolan, movies: the dark knight, actors, rant, actors: johnny depp

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coffeemione September 10 2008, 17:40:01 UTC
HEAR HEAR HEAR HEAR HEAR.

You already know I agree with you. And you know I think that Christian Bale >>>>>>>> Johnny Depp forever and always.

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buggerfck September 10 2008, 18:00:55 UTC
Okay, I will agree that Batman > Johnny Depp, but I absolutely cannot with CBale > Johnny Depp. Nonononono. Just no. :P

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coffeemione September 10 2008, 19:52:42 UTC
CBALE >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> JOHNNY DEPP. NOTICE THE MULTIPLE >>>'s.

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buggerfck September 11 2008, 02:03:32 UTC
You're a 'tard. :P

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missjessica September 10 2008, 19:51:11 UTC
THANK YOU.

Honestly, people keep looking at me like i'm insane when I tell them I don't want Johnny Depp coming near the batman movies. Why? Because every Johnny Depp movie that comes out essentially becomes all about Johnny Depp, thanks to the rabid fangirls.

I'd rather keep the story about, you know, the story, rather than the sheer fan power that he is. That's why the first Pirates seemed so much better to me than the other two. It wasn't all about Johnny.

I second the call for Harvey. I still don't believe he's dead. If only because of the Long Halloween and all that. Besides, no one ever dies in DC.

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buggerfck September 10 2008, 21:38:57 UTC
OH DITTO.

I don't want the next Batman movie to become a Johnny Depp movie. I love Johnny Depp, and I love his movies, but he and his fangirls need to stay away from my Batman. :P

AND NO KIDDING. Harvey just can't be dead, he can't be. That's just retarded. :PPPP

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trulydemure September 10 2008, 20:13:35 UTC
Dude, the latest rumour I read in a mag is that Nolan's first pick to cast the sexalicious role of Catwoman would be Cher. As in, Cher. Las Vegas, Sonny Bono, nosejob Cher. Massive ick! Uber ewww!

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buggerfck September 10 2008, 21:39:38 UTC
Thank the fucking lord that that rumor has been squashed. I just... can't comprehend. Cher's the shit, but NO.

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billiesexmuffin September 11 2008, 00:40:38 UTC
I agree! haha
I heard about Depp as Riddler.. and I duno.. it doesn't fit. Depp is amazing, hot and talented.. but yeah, he wouldn't suit being in Batman. He's in more "dreamy" movies.. like light, odd characters lol.

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buggerfck September 11 2008, 02:02:55 UTC
You're exactly right - as talented as he is, Depp really only fits in a certain kind of movie, and Batman is most definitely NOT in that category. :P

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Hello.. Let's get acquainted... anonymous October 7 2008, 19:11:32 UTC
Hi!
My name is Jessika!

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