Comments | bugroo: Personal Assistant for Hire

bugroo

Personal Assistant for Hire

May 27, 2004 19:14

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Comments 5

batchick182 May 28 2004, 04:07:50 UTC

Awwwwwww...poor thing. You're too cute though! If I had the money, I'd totally hire you. Are u still working at Troubadours?

ferris1364 May 28 2004, 05:45:21 UTC

oh my god, melissa, that was great =)

autumnrose7 May 28 2004, 08:46:34 UTC

LMAO! Aww, honey! If I wasn't several hundred dollars in debt, I'd hire you!!!

tragicangel June 2 2004, 16:22:44 UTC

I already have a personal assistant, but I have an opening for Theme Music Coordinator. Every week there'll be a different Village People song that you have to sing and dance to as you follow me around throughout the day.
Must have minimum 2 years experience
Must provide own uniform
Fax resume and salary requirements to (800) 555-YMCA

bugroo June 2 2004, 21:06:52 UTC

I would be happy to fill this position. Everybody needs a theme song, and I am a Village People enthusiast, to say the least. I have tons of experience singing in public and making a fool out of myself while dressed in something strange enough to make people stare. My comfort level is unusually extreme in these circumstances. Please contact me if you have any further questions. I look forward to making every situation musical for you in your everyday life. ;)