http://www.jibjab.com/ (watch the Bush/Kerry cartoon)... I was almost in tears.

Goddamn it ( Read more... )

I took an IQ test today out of pure curiosity. I basically consider myself a dumb-ass (or at least a stoner) so I wanted to know if my mind was working while I wasn't. My score was 127, oddly the exact same score my brother got. I returned home from work to an e-mail from the website that I took the test from, and the subject was "more about your ( Read more... )

Joe types faster than me. Here are the final scores:

Joe
Net WPM: 94
Accuracy: 96%

Melissa
Net WPM: 74
Accuracy: 98%

Fuck that.

I'm so bored I could read Glamour ( Read more... )

OMG! There are 6 Village People! For those of you in the dark, I'm starting an ultra-cool, super trendy Village People Tribute band. I'm the construction worker. Nobody can ever take that away from me.

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Looking for someone to do your dirty work ( Read more... )

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME ( Read more... )

I'm so fucking sick of trying to make people like me. I used to believe in the good in people, but that belief has faded fast in the past few weeks. Everyone I'm close to or was close to has shown me that human nature is inherently evil, and judgemental, and one-sided. I guess it's just easier to jump on the bandwagon. What are friends if there's ( Read more... )

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... CategoryYour Score Average Self-Lovin'60%
Explored the pleasures of the flesh 65.1%Shamelessness35.7%
Puts 'em on the glass 79.4% Sex Drive 50%
A fool for love, but not always77.7%Straightness5.4%
Knows the other body type like a map 44.9% Gayness 37.5%
At least one weekend of ecstacy 83.6%
Fucking Sick80.5%
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