So, about a month and a half a go I was stuffed into a box in my house and put in the fast moving thing for a very long time. The humans drugged me with some crap that made me foam at the mouth that that behemoth dog in "Turner and Hooch", it was so disgusting. On one of the legs of this horrid trip they let me wet myself in that loathsome box, and ( Read more... )

So, there are these new things sitting out today. I'm not quite sure what they are for yet, but I can't decide which one I like laying in better.

My mom says this will be my last entry for a couple of weeks due to something called "moving"..eh, whatever, she's such an over dramatic bitch sometimes.


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I'm not quite sure what these humans of mine are doing, but all these boxes have provided me with a comfy place to sleep, let alone a taller spot to keep a watchful eye upon my servants.


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