Getting my name mentioned in another journal will always perk me up.

All I can say it...HOTTTTTTTTTT..It's too HoTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!

I have been told that I have issues. Enough issues to warrant a lifetime subscription.

I think they are full of shit.

Being the master of destruction that I am, I have been a little too busy to update this thing in a while. But while I was trying to destroy something called a laundry basket the female biped snapped this picture of me..


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"Name five of life's simple pleasures that you like most, then pick five people to do the same. Try to be original and creative and not use things that someone else has already used ( Read more... )

In light of the German fad that is sweeping the nation, I being a cool, trend following cat have decided to give myself a hot new German name ( Read more... )

Yep, so she did it..the female of the house brought in a new feline that wants to take over the house as her own. I would like to be friends with her, but she just hisses and spits and me. She's pretty hot though :P

Just beacuse I can grow beautiful nails that can filet your hand open in less than one second does not give you the right to cut them...stupid human.

I have just been far too busy with my life to keep you mere bipeds up to date. There just seems to not ever be enough of me to go around, all the females I have encountered since I last wrote want me..but hey, when you're as good looking and suave as I am..there will never be enough to go around to all who want it ( Read more... )

Thanks to the female human of the house, I now have a lookout tower to keep track of everything I need to destroy. Pfffft......silly human.

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I don't know why our other house was so much cooler than this one,Mom bought a couple of things that blow cold air around though, but they kind of piss me off...I yell at them and they just sit there making that humming noise. anyways...here's some facts that I have learned since I moved

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