Dood, that's the mascot for Jumbonards Condom Corporation, JP, LLC. They make high quality prophylactics... kinda like our US Trojanman. So your actually promoting everyone to the lovin'! Ok, I dunno if its true... but it should be! ^_~
WHAT THE FRAK??? Benn, I've seen you in that shirt. I've seen you laugh like that. I've seen you raise your arm (no surprise there, I guess)... My God, it's true what they say, everyone has a twin, and yours is at this moment promoting safe sex in Nippon. Wow. Mine just stumbles around doing a caricature of Keith Richards, lives in France and gets nominated for Academy Awards. Of the two, yours is far cooler. I think I shall call you "Jumbonard" from now on. Yeah, that has a nice ring to it: "To Coolidge, attention JUMBONARD!!!" ha ha ha ha
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Dood, that's the mascot for Jumbonards Condom Corporation, JP, LLC. They make high quality prophylactics... kinda like our US Trojanman. So your actually promoting everyone to the lovin'! Ok, I dunno if its true... but it should be! ^_~
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I mean...
AAAHHHH!!!
Really, I'm serious, stop it! You and your meta-fictional life scares me!
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WHAT THE FRAK??? Benn, I've seen you in that shirt. I've seen you laugh like that. I've seen you raise your arm (no surprise there, I guess)... My God, it's true what they say, everyone has a twin, and yours is at this moment promoting safe sex in Nippon. Wow. Mine just stumbles around doing a caricature of Keith Richards, lives in France and gets nominated for Academy Awards. Of the two, yours is far cooler. I think I shall call you "Jumbonard" from now on. Yeah, that has a nice ring to it: "To Coolidge, attention JUMBONARD!!!" ha ha ha ha
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