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[bulgekick]

[Action: 752 Partridge Drive]

[From the moment Kanaya woke up, she knew something was wrong; sunlight was filtering in through a window. Normally, this wouldn't bother her... but it had been so long. Sunlight never reached the asteroid she and her friends currently called home. There's also the strange fact that she's laying on a human bed. Not a

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[willbeurweapon]

...What can you be besides human?...and a country.

[bulgekick]

A... country? I'm afraid I don't understand. I am a troll.

[willbeurweapon]

I didn't really understand either...A troll? I've only heard of those in fairy tales. It's still nice to meet you.

[bulgekick]

It is nice to meet you too.

"Fairy tales"... those are stories for human wrigglers, correct? I was not aware we were featured in such literature.

phone;

[realitywarping]

What would you have been expected to be reborn as?

phone;

[bulgekick]

A member of my own species, at least. It would be horrible if I was reborn as a hoofbeast or some other such creature.

[She'll keep her fantasies to herself, but she does admit it would be really cool if she could be reborn as a rainbow drinker...]

phone;

[realitywarping]

[Wait... that's familiar and yet very weird terminology...]

If you don't mind me asking, what species are you?

phone;

[bulgekick]

No, I don't mind at all. I am a troll.

phone;

[armageddons]

[Waking up in Mayfield hasn't been a picnic for Sollux either. (Aside from the wonderful, wonderful lack of those screaming voices in his head....) He's been listening on this weird audio hook for awhile, trying to figure out just what the hell is happening- and although he was always reluctant to talk to miss meddlesome fussyfangs, at least she's familiar.]

...so's that what we are now, one of those stupid squishy fleshbags? Pretty fucking gross, KN.

phone;

[bulgekick]

[Holy shit it's Sollux! Last time she saw(heard?) you, that hipster douchebag blinded you.]

I don't know... it doesn't seem as bad as I initially thought it would be. I don't feel comfortable with how soft and vulnerable this human body is, but it certainly isn't disgusting.

phone;

[armageddons]

Okay, whatever. Think what you want. [grump grump

and then quickly sounds kinda less grumpy, ffff guilt]

But hey, uh- [ugh how to act like he doesn't care even though he does a little because fffff] -it's not like there's anything trying to eat you, right? Wherever the hell you are.

phone;

[bulgekick]

Yes, you're right. Though I have not ventured outside of this strange hive, so I cannot say whether or not this is completely true.

[bullsit]

[WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO TALK ABOUT DEATH.]

. . . Um, yeah, that is what happens here, I think.

[bulgekick]

[Because that's the coolest thing to talk about right now, obviously.]

Tavros? Just how many of us have been trapped here?

[bullsit]

Oh, hey Kanaya, I guess I did not recognize you, over the audio hook, at first, hi.

Uuum, I think, there is me, and Karkat, Gamzee, Terezi, Nepeta, Feferi, Aradia, um . . . Vriska, and also, Jade is here, too.

[bulgekick]

I must admit I didn't completely recognize your voice right away, but you do have a very distinctive way of talking. Not that this is a bad thing, of course.

... That many? I must admit, I am... slightly worried.

[kinda_crabby]

[> Karkat: Recognize that voice and welcome your recently deceased BFF back from the realm of the dead in a supportive and eloquent fashion!]

B-Bluh?!

[bulgekick]

[Such eloquence can only come from one person. And a person Kanaya is very happy to hear from! After all, the last time she saw him, it was right before she died a horrible death, and he was in the room with her killer.]

Hello, Karkat.

[kinda_crabby]

Kanaya? Is that you? This isn't some messed up hallucination from drinking the milk, is it?

[bulgekick]

Yes, it's me. I assure you, this is no hallucination.