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Happy Bday to me
Yea it's my birthday, and? I'm now 25 years old without any accomplishments to my name other than having huge genitals and running something called "Spamsoft LLC". I would like to thank everybody that made me who I am today; me. I would like to thank me for all of my birthday wishes, and I would like to thank me for being manly, studly, and just ( Read more... ) -
Miscarriage of Justice
Remember when Al Capone was convicted of tax evasion? Thinking about it leads me to believe there was a grave miscarriage of justice. How in the blue hell are you going to accuse someone of evading taxes on illegal income, which can't be taxed? If you can answer that question, you deserve to sit on the Supreme Court. If not, you're probably also ( Read more... ) -
shut the fuck up and listen
You are at this website for one of two reasons. Either you worship me and my writing(more logical), or more appropriately, you have stumbled here by either mistake or the fact that you have too much free time on your hands. Either way, while you are here you might as well shut the fuck up and listen ( Read more... ) -
I put the hypo in hypocrite
I brought back the livejournal to make a point about how homosexual livejournals are. You are probably saying, "but dave, you have a livejournal so youre a hypocrite LOLZ". You couldn't be more wrong, and more retarded. Livejournals are generally for emo faggots who don't possess any semblance of a social personality, or acceptance into the social ( Read more... ) -
Darkest Villian ever
The question on everybody's mind is, "does heath ledger deserve an oscar?" Hell yes he does. Is it because he's dead? Absolutely not. What Heath Ledger did in this movie is nothing short of amazing. He took a role completely mastered by Jack Nicholson, and made it his own. He may very well have been the greatest villain ever, yes, even greater than ( Read more... ) -
Hi!
Omg so like today I spent all day pwning noobs and man were they pwnd to the max. I mean, some noob was all like "yo, how do you embed a youtube video on a website?" and I was all like "you stop being a noob!" PWND ( Read more... ) -
Holy Shit
This gay thing is still alive? Ahahahahah well following a dare, I've decided to post again to everybody, and to absolutely nobody. Viva la Revolution! -
Gook beats Mario 64 in 16 minutes
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6493722340610946105
The reason I say it's a gook is because only a Gook/Asian/Chink would film himself beating Mario.... Enough said. -
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It has been a quite interesting weekend.. Hmm...