New Invention

[bullshit_]

What's up you flaming drag queens...I've just invented a new way to die.. It's called Dave's Death Mix Extravaganza(taken from Tucker's Death Mix)...Here it is ladies and gentlemen...

Everclear+Absinthe+red bull=Dave's Death Mix Extravaganza=Death

Comments

[buymeaviper]

Ok not only are you going to die, but you're an alcoholic. No, it's not a bad thing really, it's just that you're not gonna live much longer.

[bullshit_]

Um does that mean you are going to sleep with me or what?

[buymeaviper]

Well, if you only have like 3 minutes left to live and it's your dying wish I might think about it

[taliaville]

now you sound like jay from Dogma...

[spunky_tx_lady]

Ohh oohhh I wanna try it! hahahahhaa
myr shut up...
Im not an alcoholic...I am just, open to trying new things....:)

[buymeaviper]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"It's not like I can't get girls, I just haven't found "the one" "
oo oooo
"Drinking contest - first one to die loses"

[bullshit_]

Death to the insolent..

[spunky_tx_lady]

I'll drink all your sorry asses under the table...trust me, Lan and I have been practicing!! HAHAHA. Who the fuck am I trying to fool...We drink like daily and I still cant see straight after one good stiff drink. BUT I'LL PLAY ANYWAY!!!