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[bullsit]

[ aUDIO HOOK, oR, uM PHONE,]

So, uh, hey Mayfield, I know that you are, um, kind of busy with your human mating rituals, which is kind of weird, but I guess that I already knew that. I mean that I knew that humans sure are weird, and not really anything at all about the mating rituals, which are also strange, but also not at all what I was going to

Comments

[bethebetterman]

You wanna go incognito to learn about humans?

If that's the game you wanna play, you're not gonna get many people "on your team" talkin' like that. You just sound unnatural.

[bullsit]

Oh, uh, sorry. I guess that how how I sound, um, pretty normally, but did not really consider that humans would do it another way. How do I sound more, uh, natural?

[bethebetterman]

Hm. I could teach you. I was human once, so I fancy I know a thing or two about how they talk.

First of all, stop apologizing for everything. Humans are ignorant, and most of the time they don't think anything is their fault.

[bullsit]

Oh, okay, sorry for, uh, being sorry.

Oh, oops. Uhm, sorry for, uh, saying sorry, for being sorry and oh, um, woah, I am not very good at this.

[ignorant]

A game about roleplaying humans? That doesn't sound too bad. I'd be in.

[bullsit]

Oh, uh, hey Yamamoto! I think that I have, um, completely mastered your name and everything, so we can definitely be on the same team now. Er, not that those things, really are all that related, but they can both happen at the same time.

[ignorant]

Hey! It takes most people a while to master it, so you've got it down.

I'd like to be on your team though.

[bullsit]

Okay, um, bro, heh.

See, I am being even more human already, and, uh, I am not extremely bad at this.

[kleptophile]

...okay, this is actually kind of meta, here. You actually are human right now, yeah? But you just spent like five minutes stammering about playing a game that's all about pretending to be human, and how you're not really human at all?

Shit, I have never seen someone actually win and lose a game so completely at the exact same time.

[bullsit]

. . . Well, uh, I guess that means it is not really, um, good or bad, at least.

[kleptophile]

I don't get it, though. Why do you have to roleplay being human when you already are? I mean, pretty sure the town took care of that shit for you.

[bullsit]

Uuum, when you are putting it that, uh, way, I know it does sound a bit weird, but to explain it, um, it is more as if my thinkpan is still pretty certain it is a, um, troll, even though the weird human body is saying that, uh, sorry, but you are definitely not.