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[bullsit]

Hi, again, Mayfield, this is me, and that is Tavros, and I think I start all of these phone calls, the same way, so maybe I should try something different, next time, except it is a little too late for that now. [ a muffled word that sounds vaguely like fuck which apparently he feels too guilty about saying to actually say it into the phone. loser

Comments

[bookgasms]

Are you trying to that this person is in love with someone?

[bullsit]

Is, uh, that the human way, of saying pity?

[bookgasms]

It's deeper than that. When you feel pity for someone that means you're showing compassion for them.

[bullsit]

I think, that it means mostly, that you would greatly prefer that they not die.

[skyruns]

Well... uh, let's see...

I guess he could always write a letter. That may be a good method.

[bullsit]

A letter, that is, a human form of communication, that is written on paper?

Uh, okay, but, what do I, I mean, he, since he is the one that will be writing the letter, put into it?

[skyruns]

Yeah! That's... pretty much it.

Let's see... um, you-- I mean, he could probably write about how the girl makes him feel. At least, I think that's what one would write.

[bullsit]

You mean, even the funny feeling in my protein chute, and the overheating, in my sponge? Would she, uh, like to read about those things?

[hwamei]

First of all, he needs to say it in person! Girls really like that. She's a girl, right?

[bullsit]

. . . What about if, whenever he is actually near her person, he can't actually speak, all that well?

[hwamei]

Oh... then he has to gather up a loooot of courage! Like, um... You put your hands together, breathe in and out and give yourself a pep talk! Like, "Yeah! I can do this!" [ She does this after she tells him to. ] It's a lot of hard work, but that's why girls like that, you know?

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[bullsit]

[putting hands together

breathing in

breathing out]

Uh, yeah! I can--

[bullsit]

[oh god it's a cool shit what do]

Uh, yes, I am actually, pretty serious about this, for my friend, or rather, acquaintance, since it is pretty important, to him that is.

[bullsit]

Oh.

I guess, that I did not want to be too obvious, because, it would be embarrassing, to ask something like this, in the open.

But you really want to, um, help me? Oh, wow, thanks, that is pretty great of you.

[fuckyeahsealand]

Your friend's friend got droned? Well I guess they come back sometimes.

What're flushed feelings?

[bullsit]

Oh, yes I guess, that is what happened. Uh, do they really come back?

And, uh, you don't know what flushed is? I mean, as in, red feelings for someone.

[fuckyeahsealand]

Sometimes. I dunno how they decide who does and doesn't, though.

Red? You mean like your friend has a crush on someone?

[bullsit]

Uh, what? I think, uh, I would prefer, she not be crushed, at all, because that does not seem particularly good for humans.