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[bullsit]

Hi, Mayfield, uh, it is me, as in Tavros, to get that put over the line, where everyone now knows it

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[a_gentle_boy]

...Tavros? I think you're saying you're depressed, right? ...I usually cry a lot...

[bullsit]

Do you think that will help, if I cry, a lot?

[a_gentle_boy]

Um.

Sort of. Not really. I mean, everything is exactly the same as it was before you cry a lot, but it makes me feel a little better... I promised myself I wouldn't cry so much anymore, actually.

Do you mind if I ask what happened?

[bullsit]

Um, do you remember, the human girl, who I liked before, but then she left?

[miraculls]

Uhhhhh....

[Yeah, Gamzee pretty much understood none of that phone call. This is currently what he's picturing happened right now:

why am i dying my roommate thinks im insane thanks a whole FUCKING LOT CAPPY

[bullsit]

. . . Uh, yeah, it did hurt, a lot.

YOU'RE WELCOME i could not let maddy remain the only quality RPer on LJ!!

[miraculls]

Anything I can do to help a brother out? Maybe if I up and squeeze real motherfuckin' hard, you'll pop back to normal Tavbro shape like a humorous-jester-positioned-on-top-of-a-spring-in-a-cube-shaped-container.

[He is not really sure how to uncubify someone, but this sounds legit.]

[bullsit]

Do, uh, you mean, you want to hug or something? Because. Yeah, that would really, not be so bad, if you wanted to do that.

[doublerinbow]

Tavros?

[Well, after listening to all of that...]

It kinda sounds like you need to get out of the house. ... Once you stop throwing up, anyway. ♪

[bullsit]

Oh, well, okay, but I'm going to sit here, in the dark for a while, if that's alright, because I'd rather do that.

[doublerinbow]

Well, ok, you're sick... but what about tomorrow? ♪

[bullsit]

I was thinking, that I was going to do the same thing tomorrow, that I am doing today.

[starts_destiny]

[...He's not really sure what you're saying, but. You sound upset. :c]

Umm...are you okay?

[bullsit]

Um, do you think, maybe, the human girls eat the ice cream, so the feeling of illness, will drown out the pain of, rejection?

[starts_destiny]

[Drown out the pain of-?

...Oh. Oh. Well, Satoshi doesn't have much experience with that, but. Uh.]

...O-oh, umm....I think it's more...ahh...because it tastes good?

[bullsit]

Oh, uh, does it? I think, that I was eating so fast, that I didn't really taste it, which may have been part of the problem.

[is_an_island]

Is that slang?

For... ice cream?

[bullsit]

Uh, I think the word square, counts as human vernacular.

[is_an_island]

Why are you square? Did somebody squish your face?

And more importantly, does your face look better square?

[bullsit]

Um, I think it means, that I am not cool, and no, I don't think my face looks any better, as a square, sorry.