Dear You,

I just want you to know how pathetic you are. Maybe if you didn't spend all your money on drugs, you could afford to pay rent instead of asking my sister to cover.

Good luck.

Love,
Melissa

I put my itunes on shuffle and it made one the most amazing playlists ever. At least to match my mood. Thought I'd share ( Read more... )

By me:

"I lost my virginity, but found my virtue."

Rodjat: mice
Rodjat: by the way i have mo m key

Yesterday at work I got to use the phrase "my penetration level is 482%" Then I giggled like a little girl.

I'm pissed ( Read more... )

My friend just called me and said she had beeen debating something with her friends for awhile and I was the first person she thought to call and settle the matter. Then she asked me if lizards have ears.

I guess I'm flattered she thought of me.

Last night someone told me that based on Myspace, they thought I had switched teams and become a lesbian.

It was great seeing Paul, Mike and Thomas, then having them serenade me with "Fill Me Up Buttercup."

Sometime very soon I am going salsa dancing. I promise.

Today I heard a song at the mall that I haven't even thought of in fucking years.....it reminded me of the good old days.. of the skating rink, ha.
It made my fucking week.