This is what happens when I'm left alone on a Friday night.

[bumfucklane]

before I show you this, I'd just like to say that I'm a wimp, I don't like violence and my muscles are plain funny.

Comments

what your favourite dish? im not gonna but ill order it from ZANZIBAR,=.

[_metropolite_]

I WANNA LEARN

NBIG UP CHARLI

gonna come to le chien next week..oh you are...get out iof bed arsebandit...im gonna ball you DISCREETLY
ok im drunk...
i wanna learn nads style of coventry assault..PARTAY..

love yaz...

Re: what your favourite dish? im not gonna but ill order it from ZANZIBAR,=.

[bumfucklane]

But the Dog is sweaty, clammy, sticky, crusty... okay, I'll come.
love you too xx

P.S. If you quote Tenacious D at me again, I'll attack you without remorse.

[vitaminviolet]

YES YOU UPLOADED IT! AHHAHFBAJFHA sorry I can't be bothered to do that other thing you wanted me to comment with.

[bumfucklane]

Nads says there's no such word as CAN'T.

[wakemonster]

should've come to the dog you gordon. We could've put those moves to the test on the 'hard boys' lurking on the walk home

[bumfucklane]

I might come next week, if I'm not arrested for GBH by then.

[mirrorthesky]

I vote for The Dog next Friday. I hope I can make it.

Is this strictly for the female of the species? I am feeling rather intimidated by the urchins in my area and the hairy women that are hanging around the park nowhere near me...

...I'll sure show them.

[bumfucklane]

Yes, yes you must come. Just the female species? Nah, I'm willing to bend the rules for those under threat...x

[dandy_assassin]

I wish to partake in your training *so that I may learn the techniques of my potential victims before laying some serious hairy subway best violence upon them hooohaarrr*

::::chris::::

[bumfucklane]

I like the way you think... consider yourself ordained.