Last thursday, the power went out at work. There is alot of construction going on down the road and they cut through the line and the whole block lost power. It was then that I realized that I really needed to pee. Since none of the bathrooms in the building have windows, it meant that it was going to be pitch black in there. I got the idea to take ( Read more... )

21:13 About once a year, I have to listen to this. So should you. Listen to "Purpose" and get ready to AWWWWWW tinyurl.com/d8fjxz #

11:26 I crave candy hearts / Quickbooks is a piece of crap / I hate Haikus now #haikuaday #

14:27 Almost forgot: Coming back to work, I saw a vanity license plate that almost made me throw up with the amount of D ( Read more... )

13:04 CEO called and told me that he wants to FLY me to Dallas on tuesday so I can train an entire other company how to do billing. Uh...No? #

16:03 cat trip to the vet / I'm leaving on a jet plane / do I need new pants? #haikuaday #

16:39 Another case of an unnecessary wikipedia page: (NSFW depending on your companies stance on) TRUCK NUTS ( Read more... )

09:23 Forgot to haiku this weekend. Here is an encompassing one:
Apartment hunting /
Picked strawberries on a farm /
As usually #haikuaday #
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09:36 Wind blowing through trees/ I envy the outside world/
my shoe is untied
#haikuaday #

11:12 Is Snapple still a thing? Can I still walk into a store and choose from more than one flavor of Snapple? #

12:09 Soap sample lady was indignant over the fact that I did not want soap sample. She left her post to follow me 2 kiosks over. I was scared ( Read more... )

21:03 Its April (which means that it is poetry month). Haiku? Once a day. #

10:40 My job kills my soul
I think its time for hockey
Only six games left

#haikuaday #

12:56 Power is out at work. Like, out out. Awesome. Not like i needed to meet a bank deadline today. Also, it's hot. Grumble. #

15:23 New musical obsession: Hearts of Palm. This is the ( Read more... )

13:19 Had a turkey sandwich, goldfish crackers, and lemonade for lunch. Feel like I am going to explode. Tell my family I regret nothing... #

15:17 I feel bad when kids wave at me and I don't wave back. I'm worried about scarring them. Some kid I don't wave to, grows up to kill and such. #

17:12 Are half of all of the words in every britney spears ( Read more... )

20:28 RT: @ultragrrrl: Auditions on 4/10/09 in LA 4 drummers 2play w/SMASHING PUMPKINS email info, pics & prfrmnc links: pumpkinsdrummer@gmail.com #

14:13 Anyone see How I Met Your Mother this week? I think Boom Blox for the Wii is now on my Murtaugh List. Ow. "I'm too old for this stuff." #
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11:32 Qwitter is like the kid who will pants you after you are picked last in gym class. Thanks for letting me know that someone unfollowed me. #

16:39 15 years on and I still don't feel like I am cool enough to listen to Sunny Day Real Estate. Sign of a good band or sign of low self esteem? #
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09:35 Just realized that cream cheese in severe moderation could be an okay thing. Especially if said cream cheese is mixed with blueberries. #
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