I keep meaning to write, but everything comes out in a mess of sentences that don't relate to one another.

I'm not sure if I really believe in signs because they can be considered a coincidence. Like when you're thinking about something very seriously and you turn your ipod on and that one song comes on, coincidence or sign?

I broke my hard drive. As I'm standing in Best Buy and they're telling me the news while looking at me like a dumbass because I never backed up my work, tears start rolling down my face.
I reply, "I feel like you're telling me my dog is going die."

After a bottle of chardonnay I'm wondering what happened to my life ( Read more... )

On my way home from class I realized I will never get three wishes because I found a magic bottle with a genie inside. I don't have a Fairy Godmother who will appear and make my dreams come true. It's something I hae to do all on my own.

I’ve had more flings than I care to admit ( Read more... )

The last words I heard were "What's slamming the door going to solve?" and then I got in my car. I held my head in my hands and cried to the steering wheel. He didn't stop me ( Read more... )

Crayola skies for a thousand miles ( Read more... )

It feels like summer inside my house.
I sprayed the tub with disinfectant,
After I took a bath.
My feet are rough and sticky,
I've been mopping floors all day.
I always put my feet on my pillow.
Maybe that's why my chin breaks out.

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous. Actually who are you not to be ( Read more... )