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[bumpytruck]

Sometimes it's not how often you stab people, but where you stab them; if you're going to be doing any stabbings in the near future, then I say go for the heart! It's a killing blow whichever way you choose to look at it

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[1tophi]

Oh, Joel! Sometimes I think you're one of the most brilliant people I know.

BTW, what does "GTFO" mean?

[weaselofjustice]

GTFO = Get The Fuck Out.

Because the BUMP loves us all.

[1tophi]

OIC

[bumpytruck]

It's better than DIAF (Die in a Fire), and yes.
I have much <3 to spread, like the plague.
*hugs Adam and Brian*
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[iamlying]

lol. oh man, sometimes your LJ entries are fucking hilarious with a tender slice of sexism.

I've never heard of anyone mistaking the longing you get for water with the longing you get for a lady. Maybe you just love water?

[bumpytruck]

/emo
Other times my entries are sad.

Hahahahaha! I mean, yes. I am sadly an American White Male from a rich upbringing, as such I do not deny that I am at times Sexist, Racist, and Pig-headed; however I accept my flaws, and if people forgive me for my arrogance I won't get all pissay or go overboard with my AWM ways.

I'm going to buy you soooo much toothpaste.
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[chibiflame]

Don't accept the toothpaste Kasaku! it's just a ploy to catch you on camera brushing your teeth for his dental hygein fetish site!

[bumpytruck]

Quiet down Saggy!
I still have plenty of videos of you in my files that I could go public with, or should I say Booty Goose the name you took while accepting your role as Dental Festishta Porn Star Mistress.

A whip made out of floss and leather body suit as dark a plaque,
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[weaselofjustice]

And we are crazy! But it is the price one pays. The non-single life does not suit all men.

[bumpytruck]

That's right!
Although... a bed +girl is typically better, well in most cases, than a bed -girl.
Woman rather... no girls in my bed, that's just wrong.
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