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[bumpytruck]

Pluto is no longer a "Real Planet" it is now to be known as a "Dwarf Planet", or a "Lesser Planet". It is not what the astronomy world accepts as a "Classic Planet" deserving of Planet status like with Earth or Mars. No, it has an odd revolution and doesn't spin quite right. It's too small and can't maintain its rotation

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[1tophi]

Celebrities such as Brian will be working there. Find me when you come in, before you sit down. I'll tell you where my section is.

It seems like Pluto being a Lesser Planet is some mode of being a planet. A cold cup of coffee is still a cup of coffee. Justin is better at dealing with modality than me, though.

[bumpytruck]

That's what I thought too, but they (Astronomers) say that it is not a planet although if you are broken up with this notion you could call it a lesser planet; however it is not a planet as listed by whatever crazy scale they use.

I feel bad for all the people that need to update text books, models, and all those things.

I told the Scribby Kitty to ask to be in your section, Scribby usually gets there first.
Yar!
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[1tophi]

I hope everything went well for you and your family.

[bumpytruck]

The family enjoyed it very much!
We found everything to be delicious and helpful.
Much Obliged!
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[anonymous]

Joel, i am here to formally request that you cease and dissist your plans to rape the head of the pro-lifers. not that i agree with their protests but i just sensed motive in your writing.

dan

[bumpytruck]

Yeah, that was my original thought: "What if I found her an raped her" but then I felt that I might go to jail if I did that, and perhaps people I know wouldn't like me as much... so I decided that perhaps rape wasn't for me.

But... I know this guy...
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Repent California!

[xenoflame0]

I think that we should steal the abortion van and use it to run over the guy who always has the "repent california" sign... i think it would be a funny headline "abortion van preforms 165th trimester abortion on protesting pedestrian"

Re: Repent California!

[bumpytruck]

I agree!
We should do this, and then put stickers on Hummers! Gary is the king of great ideas!
Could we also just sorta run over all the abortion protestors too... you know, for shits and giggles?
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[singingbelle17]

Don't feel too bad for your musings on the state of pro-lifers' wombs - I myself have had that thought too. I bet it's happened, but of course, the pro-lifers' hush it all up in an effort to keep the public unaware. Sneaky bums.