Comments | bunchasavages: Public Audio to Roy Slater

bunchasavages

Public Audio to Roy Slater

Jan 12, 2011 11:08

Roy, inmate mine. Did you die? I don't want to have to scrape up dead old man. You know, when ya leave a corpse on the floor for more than a few hours, they get all stiff. Sometimes they even get an erection. I've seen it happen ( Read more... )

rose plays hard to get, terrorists?, severen sucks, vincent is my arch nemesis, the allmighty porn industry, warden shit, roy is my boy

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most_feared January 12 2011, 10:17:28 UTC

You lost your cell phone again. [This is not a question. This is a statement of unsurprise. Like he should have put money on that horse.]

You've obviously got a way with the ladies.

bunchasavages January 12 2011, 10:26:27 UTC

I didn't lose it. I'm pretty sure it was stolen. If there was some kind of police establishment around here and it was actually my phone in the first place, I'd report it.

most_feared January 12 2011, 10:27:51 UTC

Randal. Please let me install a tracking device in your phone so that if it gets stolen it can be found. [Since the sneaky method to do so didn't work.]

bunchasavages January 12 2011, 10:29:25 UTC

Sure.

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dominie January 12 2011, 10:22:45 UTC

I believe we've had enough dead bodies to deal with. [You make Dr. Smith make fabulous faces, Randal.]

bunchasavages January 12 2011, 10:27:04 UTC

I know. That's why I'm making sure the asshole's still alive.

dominie January 12 2011, 10:30:48 UTC

Perhaps if you talk enough about him that'll bait him to the surface. It seems how it mostly works aboard this ship. Randomly mention someone's name and they'll take note and possible offense.

bunchasavages January 12 2011, 10:34:16 UTC

Tell me about it.

You know Caitlin Bree, right?

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Private thinkb4ublink January 12 2011, 10:29:57 UTC

No, I didn't bloody die. What's the significant of this mobile anyway? Not like you can call home.

Private bunchasavages January 12 2011, 10:33:06 UTC

It's my warden item. You know, those little random things the wardens carry around to tell them when their inmate dies.

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Why are we talking in private? You wanna have phone sex or something? I'm pretty sure that falls under the "no sex with your inmate" rule.

Private thinkb4ublink January 12 2011, 10:37:52 UTC

Brilliant. [Unbelievable tool you really are.]

We're talking in private because I don't wanna be seen talking to you, you idiot. Bad enough they know I exist.

Private bunchasavages January 12 2011, 10:40:27 UTC

Oh, what, you're too good for me? You're the criminal, pal.

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yeehawkiller January 12 2011, 10:50:13 UTC

Unless a fuckin' Mexican deity knows how to jack a cell, I ain't seen it.

[ SURPRISE! He's not really dealing with his possession very well]

bunchasavages January 12 2011, 10:50:45 UTC

You were a chick for three days.

[Heh heh heh.]

yeehawkiller January 12 2011, 10:53:16 UTC

Man, she cut off some cowboy's cock. [:/] How fucked up is that shit?

bunchasavages January 12 2011, 10:54:33 UTC

Like you didn't enjoy it.

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queensboulevard January 12 2011, 15:58:15 UTC

You know what? Shut the fuck up, man.

bunchasavages January 12 2011, 16:01:18 UTC

Or what? You'll sic your mom on me? Tell her to bring the whipped cream.

queensboulevard January 12 2011, 16:02:24 UTC

I'm actually banging a chick, so fuck you, man.

bunchasavages January 12 2011, 16:06:13 UTC

No chick here would let you stick your dick in her.

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