( MILF HUNTERS!!! )

I SHAKE MY NUTS TO THEE OH HUMBLE LIVEJOURNAL! IM NO LONGER YOUR ONLINE SLAVE!!! MY HEART BELONGS TO MYSPACE!

im never going to update this again... good bye, farewell, bon vayage.

fuck you livejournal.....burn in hell

-The Dane

ConeyKnight: you didnt miss much this weekend.... around us that is.... we wanged out saturday..... met stefanias new bf (which by the way, waaaay kooler then fil, kinda quiet, but kool....and actually attractive) we all sat on the porch and shared sex stories ( Read more... )

Thank you babe, for a very hpapy 5 months =)

<3 The Dane

I got my job back, my boss called and apollogized.... so im happy-er

<3 The Dane

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKE ( Read more... )

WOOOOT!!

I GOT MY COMPUTER BACK!!!!!! AND I GOT A NEW PHONE!!!!!

YALL BEST LEAVE YOUR NUMBERS!!! CAUSE I NEED THEM!

<3 The Dane

(i love you baby)

This joke is g great, horribly disgusting but great. try your hand at making one and leave a comment with it, the set up for the joke follows, just copy and paste it into the comment and fillin in your part ( Read more... )

school...ugh ::shutters ( Read more... )

Birds flying south lets know we can mourn the death of summer.

:(