You are lost, alone, frightened.  The iniquities of your fellow man surround you, smother you like some alter boy.  All around you, you see darkness.  Endless blight and the thickening viscous mess of a black rotting bog.  You can hardly believe that this is your life... this is the tragic mess of uselessness that you have sunken into like a ( Read more... )

Give in. Praise our lord Jesus. You will, eventually. You know this. Dinosaurs do not exist. There is nothing in this universe except Jesus.
Oh, Jesus. I love you. When are you going to call me back? Come on, dude. I totally gave you my number last week and you pretended not to have it.
P.S. I hate fags.

MISTAKE!!!!!!!!!!!


( Read more... )

Oh, Leroy ( Read more... )

it's time to sell your soul. It's like a choose your own adventure. what will you sell it for ( Read more... )

As a matter of fact, i saw one that was just your type. His teeth were bucked, beautiful and shiny and protruding from his string thin lips. His ears stuck out in such a manner that you could easily mistake them for the fake ones, especially incombination with his bushy moustache and large plastic glasses ( Read more... )