This morning, I walked into a whirlwind.

I arrived as usual. I set my purse down, removed my jacket, and hung it on the back of my chair. I turned my chair around and discovered a note.

'Our internet service is down. Could you please call our ISP? Thanks!'I felt ill. Every time this happens I end up on the phone for hours, getting the run- ( Read more... )

An odd time to be drilled about your uncle is when you're strapped to a chair with your head at the low point of a 45 degree angle. I discovered this yesterday at the dentist's office. As we all know, I loathe the dentist more than there are words to adequately envelope any deep-seeded hatred. Once again they tried to force me into Nitrous. I ( Read more... )

From the October 31 entry "I <3 Halloween":


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Halloween went better than expected.

I won the costume contest at work and was awarded a $10 QT gasoline card. (Hey, every penny helps these days.) I managed to get through the entire day without having to leave for lunch because there were so many snacky foods readily available. At around 5:00, I made a trip to the bathroom. When I passed one ( Read more... )

My Punkin


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I have several short stories I've been meaning to blog, but haven't managed to get over and do it ( Read more... )

Well, it's been a minute.

Yesterday was incredibly busy, keeping in proper form with my entire life right now. I woke a little late (much needed), got up, and cooked breakfast. I still suck at eggs, over-easy. I showered, dressed, did hair and make-up, then sat down to do some work from home while my curlers cooled off. When it came time, we ( Read more... )

In case anyone has ever wondered, this is what it looks like when a pug pouts:


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After closing the previous entry, the teacher finally decided to join the show. She exited the elevator, fixated on me right away, and crossed the sky to shake my hand. I grasped her extended hand and put the crunch down, but before I began to shake, I was forced to loosen back up. Her hand crumbled in mine and she immediately pulled away. I ( Read more... )

At 4:30, I happily left my personal hell and headed downtown. My GPS picked a stupid route, so I confused it by going it alone. It argued with me for half the trip, then reluctantly re-routed.

Once I was driving inbetween the towering buildings, it tried to pay me back by directing me to turn west down a one-way road travelling only east. 'Almost ( Read more... )