A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. Descending a bit more he shouted, "Excuse me. Can you help? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The woman replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above the earth. You're between 40/41 ( Read more... )

Yesterday was a day of firsts and lasts ( Read more... )

While waiting for my turn to get my hair cut, my mind drifted off to my second interview Monday evening. It was not unlike a firing squad. Not only was the owner of the firm there again, but also his wife, daughter, son, and grandson. They were all very cordial, but inevitably fired off the same round of questioning previously popped off by their ( Read more... )

For those of you wondering what some of these people I rant about on a semi-daily basis look like, here's a peek.

This is the "Big Boss":


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Obama Promises To Stop America's Shitty Jobs From Going Overseas

Welp, looks like I'm going to see STP...


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Shortly after posting my memoirs of yesterday, I received another delicious call from the Big Boss. Today, he made me drive to his office, pick him up in my car, and take him back to pick up his newest clone-of-a-vehicle. This is funny, for so many reasons. He's ridden in my car before, but it cracks me up every time. He's a 6'3", balding, ( Read more... )

Yesterday while in the lunch meeting, I pounded out an email on my phone under the table. When the conference room phone rang, I rose involuntarily to answer it. It was Big Boss. "Hi! I'm gonna be comin' by in about 30 minutes to pick you up. I need you to drive my car when I go to pick up my newest car at the dealership. Can you stay there??" ( Read more... )

What you should focus on in this picture is my Grandfather, sneaking grapes to my actively begging little piglet in the background.


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