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Aug 31, 2004 17:59

I don't feel like updating this thing except to say that my stomach is seriously freaking out. At first I thought maybe it was that celery I ate last night but... it's still gooey today. Strangely, your body grows accustomed to your diet and when you introduce something that you can no longer digest because of your diet, bad things ensue. Hence, ( Read more... )

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omg ! I thought I was in lust with you... anonymous September 1 2004, 17:48:26 UTC
This has just made me fall in Love with you bunny. You made me laugh so hard my boss came out of his office and asked me what was so funny so I let him read the candidates. He laughed very hard also. So Bunny I am now in love with you! Dam your magical smarty pants and beauty. Wanting to be with you more and more everyday. ERIC

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HEARTS katietastrophe September 4 2004, 02:41:30 UTC
Gaaah, Bunny you're some sort of magical.

You've woken a very unhappy memory in me, though. I WAS going to vote for Zombie Hitler, but he had to go soften up his image for the "mainstream republic". Ha! More like compromise the fundamentals the Zombie Party's worked so hard to establish. He's completely abandoned the brain-eating, lumbering, moaning, and rotting policies that made him such a popular figurehead for my party of choice. Now he's run off with Cruller despite former running mate Richard Simmons' protests. BASTARD.

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bunnybaggins September 4 2004, 04:06:53 UTC
Ha! Well, what do you expect, really? I mean look at the pressure he was under - the UN is typically against Zombie Hitler because of his pro-brain eating stance, plus there was that time he tried to rip out the aorta of the German Ambassador, but the fact that he caved in to pressure just proves that there is a conspiracy against all freedom-loving Zombie followers everywhere and I intend to fight the power and rage against the machine!

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eldil September 24 2004, 23:43:34 UTC
That's hilarious. :) I might've pulled a lung muscle with the laughing.

(Now boobies smothered with cruller... *that* would be a nice candidate.)

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