It's comforting to know that I am the Stella Artois of lesbians. "The Holy Grail of Lesbianism" is much better than regular so-so lezzy and the god-awful "I wish I was a real boy" lesbian. Eventually I will be thin enough to be pretty and, with an arsenal of new clothes, I shall be unstoppable ( Read more... )

To clear up something that I know has bothered at least 2 people ( Read more... )

My feet, they hurt greatly, damn you cute kitten heels. The reign of proflust continues as does Girl A's resistance to coming to class. Dr. Allen says that I "know the strangest things." My cousin Pixie can choke and die. I was relating this story to my granny when Pixie (nee Vera) shows up, of course, to eat like the fattie she is. The story (if ( Read more... )

I love how condescending my family is to me. They think themselves so much smarter simply by virtue of their age and they lord it over me like a bully on a playground. I've given up arguing (which was a goal that I mentioned here not too long ago) and, though I still get reeled in somewhat, I manage to stay uninvolved. Typical conversation ( Read more... )

My grandmother is officially worried about me. That's sweet and stuff but like I told her, I'm fine. My blood pressure has been low but it's because I'm not sleeping well, drinking too much caffeine and eating too much junk food and not enough healthy food. But, for a minute there, I was worried too. I thought I was going to faint. But I recovered ( Read more... )

This sketchbook is a filthy rotten liar!! Bunny doesn't like sketchbooks that lie to her. Bunny has since come to learn that "watercolor safe" does not mean you can actually USE watercolors on this paper, it just means that they can be in the vicinity of the sketchbook, but actual watercoloring? No. Es ist verbotten. I finished this about 3 minutes ( Read more... )

Instead of making icons and a "friends only" banner for Toochers I updated the pic on my userinfo page. You can see the pic here.In my defense I have no idea how Suzi wants her banner to look so there's no point in even really starting anything until I hear from her. My sewing machine broke and Granny's bobbin on her machine is empty and I can't ( Read more... )

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That was a simple quiz! Yay! Like really easy. The extra credit question was to define (in english) "shitsuree shimasu" and I'm not sure about it because the book gives 3 definitions. First of all it's really polite, second of all here are the definitions ( Read more... )

Who knew The Enlightenment was so boring? If History doesn't begin to interest me really soon I'll end up failing this class, proof of this is evidenced in the AMAZINGLY AWESOME NOTES I took during class, here, have a looksee: Clicky click. Cool, ne? By the way, above the spiderweb it says "science," because, I don't know why. Maybe 'cuz the ( Read more... )