The funniest damn thing I've read in a while

My favorite so far, #71 - especially the picture!! (That is so ME!!)

I just finished the most lovely and tranquil walk tonight, along the beach outside my apartment. All the colors seemed deeper and richer than could possibly be real, like I was swimming in an artist's palette: the deep shiny green of new leaves on the holly bushes; the baby blue sky dotted with clouds, burnished with sunset; the snowcapped ( Read more... )

This is something ComedyCentral.com used to do - haven't seen it in a while tho, and I thought this is the PERFECT reason to revive it...

CAPTION-O-RAMA!!!

This picture was taken today at a White House press conference.


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"To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job."
---Simone de Beauvoir

Ganked from someone else's post - did you know that the most posts at 3:00am PDT are Russian ( Read more... )

I got my copmuter back today - yippee!!! My compy was brokeded, thanks to some former boyfriend (who shall remain Capt Sh*thead) giving me a pirated copy of Windows XP, and when I finally got a REAL copy, the compy decided NOTHING would work, so I had to give it to a friend for a few days for debriefing and reprogramming, and now it functions as a ( Read more... )

Dating in my 30's...I just don't think it's something I'm meant to do. It's God's way of culling me out of the breeding pool, since I'm heading towards my expiration date ( Read more... )

My Weight Watchers leader first said it, but I had been listening to the radio all day, and heard not a word about it. Then NPR said it as I was driving home, and now I just read the same news online. Heath Ledger's dead ( Read more... )

Within 2 minutes, these are the phone calls I received this morning at work ( Read more... )

...prepare to get smutched ( Read more... )