You Belong in London
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I just found the reason why I REALLY went to college:).

"If you want to get laid, go to college, but if you want an education, go to the library." - Frank Zappa, Playboy Interview, April 1993

You Are Very Sexy
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Husband met wife while visiting brothel

Polish guy who visited brothel recognized his wife as one of the employees. Wife earned extra income there and told his husband that she’s working as shop assistant.

Guy says: “I’m speechless, I thought I was dreaming”. He plans to divorce their marriage which has lasted 14 years.

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I have been quite lucky lately and in very direct way. Here are the examples; last week I won one Women magazine subscription while I registered myself as user for one assistant’s web portal, this week I won one book while I participated in one competition regarding SAS and smart travel ( Read more... )

I have no excuse, at least not one which would sound believable and reasonable but I was just in mood for silly quizes but as good girl, I put them behind cut:).

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They are my Christmas present from a friend, really cute, I like them a lot!


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I was browsing today Internet and ended up reading one site where people put down their Christmas wishes. I didn’t really plan to read it but ... anyway, I went through about 200 wishes and I just had to say something about this matter ( Read more... )

Dear Journal,

I hate shops, I hate people, I hate being hungry and I hate my mother!

The End

I got yesterday evening my laptop back!!!