Sleepwalking.

[buonobuono_ooh]

I was sleepwalking for the past couple days. So if I was randomly gay for you, don't start planning a wedding or anything because I probably fucking hate you.

Also, if I was mean to you, nothing would give me a greater pleasure than to treat you to a dinner to make up for it. ♥

Comments

[flatlikeawall]

This means I won't get free dinner.

[buonobuono_ooh]

What? Why not? You're always entitled to a free dinner, Bellissima!

[flatlikeawall]

But you weren't randomly gay for me when you were sleepwalking.

[buonobuono_ooh]

I'm not making dinner for all those guys I was randomly gay for. They can go to hell in a handbasket.

[makesyoucoffee]

A-ah, it's good to know you're back to normal, Lovino Romano.

[buonobuono_ooh]

...

[makesyoucoffee]

...D-did I say something wrong?

[buonobuono_ooh]

...I'm always mean to you.

[vanishing_grin]

[buonobuono_ooh]

...what? I'm not fucking making dinner for a cat.

[vanishing_grin]

I'm quite full, thank you~

.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA~!

[buonobuono_ooh]

THEN WHAT ARE YOU COMMENTING FOR?!

[sanctus_memoria]

Sleepwalking...oh dear, I hope you're alright now.

[buonobuono_ooh]

...a temporary setback, Rinali! Nothing you should worry yourself about!

[sanctus_memoria]

If you say so! I'm glad to see you in such high spirits though.

[buonobuono_ooh]

Well, how can I be upset when I get to see your face and read your comments?

[deutschy]

I have never heard of someone sleepwalking for a period of days.

[buonobuono_ooh]

IT WAS AN EXTRA LONG SIESTA YOU SON OF A BITCH!

[deutschy]

I believe it was something else.

[buonobuono_ooh]

Like your ASS?