Sleepwalking.

[buonobuono_ooh]

I was sleepwalking for the past couple days. So if I was randomly gay for you, don't start planning a wedding or anything because I probably fucking hate you.

Also, if I was mean to you, nothing would give me a greater pleasure than to treat you to a dinner to make up for it. ♥

Comments

[deadgirldropout]

Whoa what happened to you?

[buonobuono_ooh]

Nothing you need to worry about, George! If I was rude to you, I would never do it again!

[deadgirldropout]

You weren't don't worry.

[buonobuono_ooh]

That's good. You know I would never mean it either.

[pastapasta_ooh]

FRATELLO! Germany told me you ate potato salad with him!

[deutschy]

He did, and claimed to enjoy it, though grudgingly.

[buonobuono_ooh]

I SAID LIES!!!

[deutschy]

I know it was truth, though I also know that it is true no longer.

[bellabelgium]

Are you finally back to normal?

[buonobuono_ooh]

Bellissima!

I'm so sorry!

[bellabelgium]

Last time I talked to you I was "Bonertits"...

[buonobuono_ooh]

...Bonertits.

...that's...Italian slang.

[heartofstone22]

You were so mean to me. I want my dinner.

[buonobuono_ooh]

GO TO HELL, ASSHOLE! YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!!!

[heartofstone22]

Is this because I made you cry?

I'm sorry!! You know I'd never really hurt you.

[buonobuono_ooh]

I wasn't crying! Leave me alone!

[buonobuono_ooh]

He took all of them?

[buonobuono_ooh]

Dammit! There was a week's worth of tomatoes there.

Blue, I'm sorry. I'll have to get more tomatoes now.