Comments | buonobuono_ooh: Dear Lovino~

buonobuono_ooh

Dear Lovino~

Oct 23, 2009 21:09

Because you all seem to suck need assistance at love and life, I've decided to open up an advice column. It's called Dear Lovino. It's simple, write me a letter, anonymous or not and ask me about something that is bothering you or something you need answered. Don't forget to sign your letters ( Read more... )

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anonymous October 24 2009, 02:46:54 UTC

Dear Lovino,

How long should one wait after the first date before scheduling a second date?

Thank you,
Confused and Anonymous

buonobuono_ooh October 24 2009, 02:52:40 UTC

Dear Confused and Anonymous,

Typically, it's best to wait a few days in between dates otherwise you come off as desperate. Keep in touch with the lady, however. Out of respect and to show you're interest. But hold off on asking about the second date until later.

Is she traditional?

-Lovino

anonymous October 24 2009, 03:02:50 UTC

Lovino,

Thank you. I believe I've been doing all that. A week is not too long, is it?

Traditional? Ah. What do you mean by that?

Thank you again,
C&A

buonobuono_ooh October 24 2009, 03:11:17 UTC

C&A-

A week might be too long. If you wait too long, you might give the impression that you're not interested.

You know. A traditional lady. The kind who likes doors held open for her and meals paid for?

Di niente,
Lovino

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heartofstone22 October 24 2009, 02:59:01 UTC

...I know you're going to be a jerk about this but you have lived a long time so...

Dear Lovino,

If you wanted to get to know someone better what kind of things would you do?

~Haru

buonobuono_ooh October 24 2009, 03:06:07 UTC

Are you calling me old?

Dear Analrash,

As if I'm going to tell you so you can hit on me like some sort of testicle-wart.

Baci,
Lovino

heartofstone22 October 24 2009, 03:14:50 UTC

I knew this was a bad idea.

Testicle warts hit on you? Is that even possible?

You don't have anything to do with why I wanted to know but that's fine, I'll just ask someone who actually knows something about relationships. Maybe Feliciano...

buonobuono_ooh October 24 2009, 03:16:38 UTC

Well, you're a testicle wart and you hit on me. That's how it's possible.

DON'T ASK VENEZIANO! He doesn't know ANYTHING.

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mmanonmm October 24 2009, 03:18:37 UTC

Dear Lovino,

I'm not exactly known for my cooking but I need a recipe. Something romantic that would help me...impress someone. Do you have any ideas?

-The Next Iron Chef

buonobuono_ooh October 24 2009, 03:23:29 UTC

Dear Iron Chef,

I would go for a romantic two-course meal. Starting with pasta fagioli (can never go wrong) and ending with chicken piccata. Of course, you'll need to end it with dessert. I suggest gelato.

Good luck impressing this lovely lady,
Lovino

mmanonmm October 24 2009, 03:28:29 UTC

I'll try that. Thanks, mate.

buonobuono_ooh October 24 2009, 03:33:35 UTC

Tell me how it goes!

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discolors October 24 2009, 03:19:28 UTC

... Assistance.

buonobuono_ooh October 24 2009, 03:24:02 UTC

Of course, signorina!

discolors October 24 2009, 03:38:26 UTC

It seems rather senseless.

buonobuono_ooh October 24 2009, 03:38:58 UTC

Do you not need assistance for anything?

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anonymous October 24 2009, 03:38:29 UTC

Dear Lovi~

How do you convince people to join you in a group costume??

With Love,

El Jefe Pedro Martinez

buonobuono_ooh October 24 2009, 03:44:47 UTC

Dear Pedro Martinez,

That depends on what your group costume is. If it's something fucking retarded, no one is going to join no matter what. Pick something cooler.

Baci,
Lovino

PS: Don't call me Lovi.

anonymous October 24 2009, 03:48:44 UTC

How about a Don Quijote theme? What do you think of that?

PS: But it fits you so well~~

buonobuono_ooh October 24 2009, 03:51:29 UTC

I don't know. Don Quijote is kind of cool. How big of a group are you thinking about?

PS: I don't care. Don't call me Lovi.

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