Dear Lovino~

Oct 23, 2009 21:09

Because you all seem to suck need assistance at love and life, I've decided to open up an advice column. It's called Dear Lovino. It's simple, write me a letter, anonymous or not and ask me about something that is bothering you or something you need answered. Don't forget to sign your letters ( Read more... )

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aqua_undine October 24 2009, 03:44:03 UTC
Eh? You're giving people advice? That sounds fun!
I think I'll make a letter too!

Dear Lovino!

What kind of Holidays do you like to celebrate?

~Akari Mizunashi

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buonobuono_ooh October 24 2009, 03:53:55 UTC
Hello, Akari. I don't think we've met!

Dear Akari,

I like to celebrate them all. One of my favorites is Buon Natale. How about you?

Baci,
Lovino

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aqua_undine October 24 2009, 04:00:47 UTC
I don't think we have, but it's very nice to meet you!

Hohe~ I like to celebrate the New Year with everyone. Festa del Bòcolo was very fun too; it was the first time I recieved a flower from a guy!

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buonobuono_ooh October 24 2009, 04:04:05 UTC
Nice to meet you too. The pleasure is all mine.

Festa del Bòcolo? You've celebrated that one?

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buonobuono_ooh October 24 2009, 04:09:48 UTC
Cara Mia,

No, pasta is one of the simplest foods to make and is good almost all the time! No one can mess pasta up! For a nice easy recipe, I suggest a simple pasta bolognese. It wouldn't be hard and it would be delicious.

Con amore,
Lovino

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buonobuono_ooh October 24 2009, 20:15:33 UTC
Of course not. What about a chicken piccata? That isn't too hard to make. Then maybe a dessert of gelato and perhaps a nice drink too.

They're terms of endearment, cara mia. :)

-Lovino

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anonymous October 24 2009, 04:11:57 UTC
'Sup, bro!

So, say you saw someone... Not naked, DEFINITELY! not naked, but with less clothes than you usually see them. What is the proper course of action for this kind of thing?

Thanks,

Anonymous Hero Dude

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buonobuono_ooh October 24 2009, 04:21:32 UTC
Dear Dude,

If it's a lady and she noticed, apologize for it and stop all dirty thoughts right away! If it's a guy, punch him for being naked in front of you.

-Bro

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anonymous October 24 2009, 04:32:38 UTC
Dear Bro,

Thing is - I think she was sleep-walking, so I don't think she knows! I should totally play it cool, right??

Thanks,

Dude.

PS: The code was Texas risibles! How cool is that?

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buonobuono_ooh October 24 2009, 04:34:12 UTC
Dear Dude,

I wouldn't tell her then. As long as you can act naturally around her, there is no need to embarrass her further.

-Bro

PS: I don't get it.

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anonymous October 24 2009, 04:17:06 UTC
Dear Idiot,

Why are you such a dumbass?

Sign,

My grandpa is better this yours.

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buonobuono_ooh October 24 2009, 04:23:59 UTC
...Dear Cockmongler,

I will answer your question with a question.

Why do you suck your own cock? Is it because your mother touched you every night?

Molti baci,
Lovino

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way2paradise October 24 2009, 04:27:25 UTC
This one is confused....

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buonobuono_ooh October 24 2009, 04:32:31 UTC
How can I make you feel less confused?

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way2paradise October 24 2009, 04:35:21 UTC
Whats a 'column'?

It isn't the thing that keeps buildings up, is it?

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buonobuono_ooh October 24 2009, 04:39:03 UTC
That's a different kind of column, bella.

It's hard to explain. It's just a place where people ask questions and I help them out.

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