Dear Lovino~

[buonobuono_ooh]

Because you all seem to suck need assistance at love and life, I've decided to open up an advice column. It's called Dear Lovino. It's simple, write me a letter, anonymous or not and ask me about something that is bothering you or something you need answered. Don't forget to sign your letters

Comments

[anonymous]

Dear Lovino

Everytime I try to show or say how I really feel towards a particular person, something always comes up between us. I'm not even sure if she feels the same way or even knows about my feelings. Should I keep try- What should I do so that she will notice me?

Sincerely,
Unlucky Sigh

[buonobuono_ooh]

Dear Unlucky Sigh,

Something can't come up EVERY time unless this girl is sabotaging you on purpose. I would try setting something extra romantic up. If something comes between that, then perhaps it wasn't meant to be. Getting a lady to notice you isn't as hard as you think.

Unless you're a dick. Are you a dick?

[anonymous]

...I can't say that I have a mean disposition.

I doubt she's sabotaging anything. Though, I do fear that she might like someone else. That's another problem I'm really torn over...
...Maybe it really wasn't meant to be.

[buonobuono_ooh]

Another problem you're torn in? Stop being vague, fuckhead. I can't help you if you don't give me the whole story.

[prussianized]

Dear Stupid Italian,

Why do you suck so much cock? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sincerely,

PRUSSIA THE AWESOME

[buonobuono_ooh]

THAT ISN'T A QUESTION I'M GOING TO ANSWER, ASSCUNT!!

AND YOU ARE NOT AWESOME!!!

WHY DO YOU SUCK SO MUCH COCK?!

[put_a_goldstar]

Finally someone is doing something productive around this place, I am very proud of this token of leadership Lovino.

[buonobuono_ooh]

Grazie, Rachel. I'm doing what I can for everyone!

[put_a_goldstar]

That's very sweet of you.

[buonobuono_ooh]

There isn't something that you need help or advice with, is there?

[picturin]

Dear Amazing and Handsome Lovino,

What do you do when your ship mates look like they're about to make you into their lunch?

Love,
Rin

[buonobuono_ooh]

Dear Rin,

I would move to a ship with less cannibals. Just saying.

That's not an invitation here or anything though.

-Lovino

[picturin]

Dear Lovino,

I don't know, if I'm not there to control them and they might kill everyone in their path just because it's fun.

Rin.

[buonobuono_ooh]

You're STUCK on a ship with cannibals?!

[anonymous]

D- whatever, what's with this introduction anyway...

I recently got into a fight with my companion and I might have been too harsh on him for a couple of days. So I wanted to make something for him now that made him happy... without spoiling him.
He likes human customs and habits, so I would like to ask for suggestions.

From,
someone you don't know.

p.s. Take good care of Blue.

[buonobuono_ooh]

Dear Complete Stranger,

Are you a friend of Blue's?

I suggest food. You can never go wrong with food.

...wait, are you a dog? Maybe...a game of...fetch?

-Lovino

[anonymous]

... Dear Lovino

I am her friend.

He always eats what he wants to, so I am not sure if that would make it much different than the other days...

... And I am trying to avoid dog related things! It's bad enough that he behaves like one around everyone!

-blue's friend.

[buonobuono_ooh]

Dear Blue's Friend,

Do you know what sorts of things make her happy? Besides the obvious?

A fancy meal wouldn't work? Or a game of fetch? Fuck, I've never dealt with dogs writing me advice letters before.

Take him someplace special. Do you know the area?

-Lovino