Any of you pukes seen my cock ring? Maybe I left it in Skegg's throat.

SURPRISE! GUESS WHAT?! KATRINA DIDN'T KILL ME! I'VE JUST BEEN LIVIN' DRRTAY DOWN SOUTH FOR A WHILE. NOW, I'M BACK TO PARTY WITH ALL MAH JUGGALETTES! WHO WANTS TO SUCK MY DICK FIRST?

You STUPID PIGFUCKERS! As soon as I found out who those pussy-ass anonymous faggots are I'm gonna go to town on their faces with my fists and a iron pipe! If any of you pussies know who that faggot is you better come out with it now before I have to start torturin' you. I KNOW ONE OF YOU KNOWS!

THE NEXT TIME ONE OF YOU PUKES FORGETS TO CAPITALIZE MY NAME IS GONNA GET AN ASSWHOOPIN'. I DON'T CARE IF IT AIN'T GRAMATICALLY CORRECT. 'BUQUE IS ABOVE THE LAWS THAT GOVERN ALL YOU WEAKASSES.

What kind of queer would whine about his girlfriend on this faggity website. The only thing worse than Livejournal is Deadjournal for those stupid-ass goth and anime fags. If any of you even question why I have started a blog, expect the worst.