i've become attracted to michael showalter. weird?

[burkett]

friday was my birthday and it was quite possibly the worst one i've had so far. i think the older you get, the less you care... your friends seem to care less as well. which is okay.. it's just another day

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[gryn]

YEs.. that's why a lot of people call sex "Bumping uglies."

[burkett]

oh... i thought that meant 'two ugly people having sex'. i know nothing about intercourse!

[gryn]

oh... i thought that meant 'two ugly people having sex'.

HAhaha

[burkett]

YOU ARE MEAN!

so.... it doesn't mean two ugly people?

as if...

[natebreed]

you rented that.

ma petit sloot.

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[brentsweet]

who rents gay porn when you can download it off kazaa for free!!
GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!

[halfpaststill]

ha.. thats what your mom said.. remember.. funny shit

[burkett]

my mom said "who rents gay porn when you can download it off kazaa for free!!" ??? i don't remember her saying that.

i do remember her calling you a HAM!

[ilovefishhair]

Is that pink thing on that person's head a vagina or just some strange new meat? It sorta looks like an oyster.

[sundays_bestest]

i think they're ugly too..=/ also agree on the vagina thing.

[xnotxmex]

hey i was looking at michael showalter stuff and came across your journal...its not wierd im absolutely in love withthe guy after seeing just one movie...question-when is his birthday, like the year...keep rockin

sorry about your birthday feel better!

and i agree gay guy porn=NO...unless you are a gay guy, maybe...

<3jamie the random redhead

[burkett]

hm.. i'm not sure when his bday is.. and cool.. i don't feel dumb after thinking he was the sex. nice..

against gay porn unless you're a gay guy united!