i've heard that conan o'brien smears preparation h all over his face for his show...

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day 1
go to store and buy hubcaps...
day 2
lost my back right hubcap.

i've said it before, i'll say it again.

"some people lose their minds... i lose hubcaps"

i have the worst luck when it comes to those things.

boooooo

my front tooth chipped and now i look like lloyd from dumb and dumber. :(

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i just tried whitening my teeth with this home kit called White Brilliance. the tray doesn't fit in my mouth and i couldn't stop gagging. this is never going to work.

oh yeah.. i don't like spending my nights hearing about how "slamming hot" the waitresses were at HOOTERS. how white trash can you get? they were from JERSEY no less!

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Back to the Future 3 is the worst movie ever.

jackie doesn't write anything personal on this...
i wonder why?
p.s. fuck everyone.

fuck you too.

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i rented footloose tonight. i'm so ashamed.
i love chris penn.

my brother bought me this


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i hate how my brother steals my friends away while they're over. :(
now they're too busy watching office space.
booo....
i'm too tired for this...
here's a piece of fire opal for you guys to oogle over.. (even though no one reads this :( )

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