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[burninatesjerks]

I'm so glad you all think you're clever. It's cute, babes. Real cute.

But here's the thing: This is my job. Whether you like it or not, your dead lives are completely my business. Hey, not my fault; maybe you shouldn't be gettin' yourselves knocked off, huh

Comments

[thehankanator]

Dude! Your hair is totally on fire!

Wait, are you that scary, blue-haired guy I've heard of?

[burninatesjerks]

Wow! It is? I never noticed that! Holy crap, man!

Depends. You'd be amazed how many scary blue-haired guys there are these days.

[thehankanator]

Really? Cause you're the first guy I've seen with blue-haired anything in my life.

[burninatesjerks]

Your life hasn't been a very long one, kid.

[carolling]

...

It's not gonna hurt or anything, right?

[burninatesjerks]

I'm not gonna make promises, but if you behave yourself, sure, it ought'a be relatively painless.

[carolling]

...Okay.

Hey, you're called Hades, right?

You don't... look like the Hades I remember.

Do you make weapons, though?

[burninatesjerks]

I might, but you ain't gettin' any of them, kiddo.

[not_here_too]

You're calling up everyone who's died here or... ever died but is still here?... Hmm... Oh man.

[burninatesjerks]

Well, not just here. Back in your world, too. Not that you died in your crappy world, but you died here, it counts, boo hoo, see you later, Townsend.

[misa_idol]

Misa doesn't know why you're bothering. There are so many people here who are dead it will take you ages.

And you had better stay away from my Light!

[burninatesjerks]

Because it's my job. What part of that do you people not get?

What're you gonna do if I don't, Bright Eyes?

[misa_idol]

It's not a very nice job.

You'll be sorry if you hurt him!!