FUCK

So, all you kiddies getting tidied up for Halloween.

It's trick or treat time, ain't it?

So let's cut to the chase, shall we ( Read more... )

ZEUS! WHERE DID YOU PUT MY HELMET THIS TIME?!

I swear to Mom, I'm going to tell Poseidon!

[ooc: Hades has completely regressed to being pre-Lord of the Underworld.]

Can I jus' tell ya, am I glad I'm not mortal? 'Kay thanks.

Onto business, then. This week, the following folks need to see me. If you ain't comin', well -- I got a guy who'll see to it that you will.Agatsuma, Soubi ( Read more... )

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Never smoothly, things can never run smoothly.

I can multi-task, but there's only so much I can do as one freakin' god.

I need one of you people or dead people to walk my dog. Volunteer, we'll work out some kinda payment, yatta yatta, I need someone like, now.

I'm so glad you all think you're clever. It's cute, babes. Real cute.

But here's the thing: This is my job. Whether you like it or not, your dead lives are completely my business. Hey, not my fault; maybe you shouldn't be gettin' yourselves knocked off, huh ( Read more... )

So, I've got a system. It's a crappy system, but it's a system that works, so let's just say I roll with it. Not like we get to pick the jobs we want, yeah? This system is functional.

This place is screwin' with my system. It's put the wrench in my works. The quiche has exploded, people.

To be any clearer, my system has been screwed with by ( Read more... )