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[burninatesjerks]

I'm so glad you all think you're clever. It's cute, babes. Real cute.

But here's the thing: This is my job. Whether you like it or not, your dead lives are completely my business. Hey, not my fault; maybe you shouldn't be gettin' yourselves knocked off, huh

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[holy_heretic]

Ok then.

[burninatesjerks]

Gonna be quick and simple with you, sweetheart.

[holy_heretic]

I'm not dead.

[burninatesjerks]

Congratulations, you win the "I am so obvious it hurts" award.

[dead_man_theory]

I doubt you really have jurisdiction over the dead here.

[burninatesjerks]

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over your astounding amount of stupidity.

[dead_man_theory]

Who's being stupid? You're the one still believing that you rule over the dead here. I'll be watching to see how well you can rule over us dead people.

[burninatesjerks]

I don't have to believe anything, because I do. Oh, believe me, I got things I'd much rather be doing than putting up with you dead idiots.

[explooode]

And where exactly is your door Oh fearsome and terrible God of the Dead, mm? Will we know by magic, or something?

[burninatesjerks]

You'll know when I call yer name. Put your pants back on, kid; I know you can't wait to see me.

[explooode]

Actually I can't. I have a question or two on my mind and you're the only one who can answer, yeah.

[burninatesjerks]

Pleasure's all mine, kid. But wait yer turn.

[onlytimelady]

So you are the one claiming to be some sort of god?

[burninatesjerks]

Claiming? No. Am I? Yes.

[onlytimelady]

A god is a mere piece of fiction created by humans just to ease their own conscious when it comes to matters they feel are out of their control.

[burninatesjerks]

Guess I'm just a figment of yer imagination, now, aren't I?

[he_of_paradise]

Maybe this will go quick and people will leave you alone.

People seem to like cranky Gods though. :>

[burninatesjerks]

Bisu, buddy -- you been polishing those horns or are you just shinier than usual?

People are dumb like that. I don't give people the credit of anything.

[he_of_paradise]

I haven't been shining them, but thankyou for noticing! :D

It's not the humans fault they're not as smart as us, Hades.

[burninatesjerks]

What can I say, I got a sharp eye for a sharp look.

Hey, gotta blame someone -- and it certainly ain't my fault.