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[burninatesjerks]

So, I've got a system. It's a crappy system, but it's a system that works, so let's just say I roll with it. Not like we get to pick the jobs we want, yeah? This system is functional.

This place is screwin' with my system. It's put the wrench in my works. The quiche has exploded, people.

To be any clearer, my system has been screwed with by

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[watching_sound]

Uh...that's actually kind of complicated, for me.

Who are you, anyway?

[burninatesjerks]

Kid, get in line. Just make with the yes or no and move on.

Hades, Lord of the Dead, nice to meet'cha.

[watching_sound]

No, really, I mean it when I say it's complicated. Most people haven't, like, died 20 times and then some like me. I've been dying and coming back longer than I can think of.

Oh. I think Dan mentioned you once.

[burninatesjerks]

Right, so you died, but you come back to life. You're one of those who cheat death, aren't you?

Dan's a dork. Let's carry on; I got me a list here.

[fragiletime]

Oh, my. Hello. Crossed over from the other side of the river Styx, have you? Did you bring any of the other Greek gods with you?

[burninatesjerks]

Those fancy shmancy color characters? Nope, and can't say I'm any more relieved. Like I need ol' Big an' Stormy breathin' down my neck. 'Eesh.

[fragiletime]

Really? That's a shame. I was hoping to get a chance to converse with more living myths. No other gods at all? Perhaps someone from a different set of faiths. Anubis, from Egypt, maybe?

[burninatesjerks]

Like I need that doghead to cramp up my style.

What about you, djinn? Drag anyone over from Agrabah lately?

[royalgoof]

You! What're ya gonna do to the dead people? This ain't the Underworld.

[burninatesjerks]

fg;dhdh

The buffoon dog goof thing with the shield?!

Great, just great. That duck with the mouth an' your buddy with the giant key here, too?

[royalgoof]

Who're you callin' a buffoon?

Donald might not be here, but Sora is, and the two of us can take ya on again anytime if we have to!

[burninatesjerks]

Look in a mirror lately, Scooby? Scram!

The kid is here?! There better be a severe lack of buff heroes in armor who need a pair of pants, or I'm havin' roast pooch!

[cryopathic]

...Not exactly a face I expected to see here. Wonderful. More deities. All we need is a fertility goddess.

Show of hands, is it? You can count me and my partner, then. I don't suppose multiple deaths have to be tallied, do they?

[burninatesjerks]

Well if it isn't the Nobodies. The kid with the mullet around?

Nah, multiple deaths are for laughs. Wait until I see that guy with the cards.

[cryopathic]

Nobodies?

If you know about Luxord, I imagine you're well aware of where Demyx is. Hades, isn't it? God of the dead, mover and shaker of the Underworld, and so forth? Haven't made your acquaintance, myself.

What brings you here, of all places?

[burninatesjerks]

The kid runs a lot. My old man knees can't keep up. Or it might be the laziness, depends on which excuse I feel like usin'.

Oh, the usual. Dragged here against my will and all. Something's powerful enough here to keep me from my world. Got the ups and downs on that one. But you know, job never ends, gotta do it, blah blah blah, you get the idea.

[dead_man_theory]

What exactly do you care if someone is dead or not?

[burninatesjerks]

Oh, gee. Let me think real hard on that.

It's. My. Job. You been to school, smart guy?

[dead_man_theory]

I really see no need for you to get cocky with me. I have been to school, but they never taught us about seperating the living from the dead.

[burninatesjerks]

I really see no need for you to get stupid on me, but I'm biased like that.

I'm the Lord of the Dead, I collect the dead, so tell me if you're dead or not. Got it? Good. Let's go.