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[burninatesjerks]

So, I've got a system. It's a crappy system, but it's a system that works, so let's just say I roll with it. Not like we get to pick the jobs we want, yeah? This system is functional.

This place is screwin' with my system. It's put the wrench in my works. The quiche has exploded, people.

To be any clearer, my system has been screwed with by

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[he_of_paradise]

Death list?

Lobsel knows someone who's died! :>

[burninatesjerks]

Death list. You know. A list of dead people.

Yeah? Wanna tell me, Sparky?

[he_of_paradise]

Sparky! Lobsel likes that name! :>

Priest man is dead, but looks like you know already.

[burninatesjerks]

I like it. Easier than remember... what was it again, "Lobster"?

Yep, figured that one out. Got any other names for me?

[sardonic_moon]

There was this woman that went stabbity stab stab on me, and I blacked out, and woke up here. Does that count as dying?

[burninatesjerks]

Absolutely! Nice meeting you, preacher man. We'll talk later.

[sardonic_moon]

Why do I get the feeling this talk won't be over cocktails?

[burninatesjerks]

Well, the cocktail's mine.

I'll get you a coffee or something.

[inhiscase]

...

What do you need the people that've died for?

[burninatesjerks]

I'm getting asked that way too much. You people and your not knowing a God when it's right in front of ya.

It's my job, kid. Died lately?

[inhiscase]

But what are you going to do with them?

[burninatesjerks]

I dunno, maybe I'll stick their souls on a kabob and eat them or something.

Right, you died. Stabby stabby. See you later, kid.

[holy_heretic]

You seem vaguely familiar, and judging by the post I'm guessing you're some sort of deity.

Meh.

[burninatesjerks]

You sound really bored. And I'm bored. You're not dead yet. Not that it matters for your type. Let's carry on, shall we?

[holy_heretic]

What do you mean by "my type"?

[burninatesjerks]

Did I say something exceptionally important? I definitely didn't do that.

Baby, let's just move on. Go hang out with dead people.

[iambic_v]

I suspect that I am.

[burninatesjerks]

I suspect that you definitely are. Way to go.

[iambic_v]

Merely making note or did you intend to do something about that?

Not to be rude, but you did ask.

[burninatesjerks]

One or the other. Depends, actually.

Hey, no. By all means, you might as well ask. Can't give an answer yet, though.