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[burninatesjerks]

So, I've got a system. It's a crappy system, but it's a system that works, so let's just say I roll with it. Not like we get to pick the jobs we want, yeah? This system is functional.

This place is screwin' with my system. It's put the wrench in my works. The quiche has exploded, people.

To be any clearer, my system has been screwed with by

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[anisesucks]

Why do you need to know?

[burninatesjerks]

Sigh.

I'm the Lord of the Dead. You died lately?

[anisesucks]

... I was dead. But here I'm alive.

The dead have a Lord?

[burninatesjerks]

Okay, so you're dead.

Yes. Yes they do. Go play with your animal friends, kid. I'll get back to ya.

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[ihatesmyself]

No, I'm not deads or anythings.

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[ihatesmyself]

Hey! Are you like some sorts of death gods or something??

[burninatesjerks]

Congratulations, you get a flaming gold star.

[ihatesmyself]

Wow! A gold star!

((Hades has another admirer, ha ha ha.))

[dickonastick]

...You fwoom too.

Hi, i'm Richard.

{OOC: you have an admirer~}

[burninatesjerks]

I fwoom a great deal.

Richard. Rick? Dick. We'll go with Dick, in case you are one.

[dickonastick]

.............It'snotDick.

It's Richard. R.I.C.H.A.R.D. Gah. i'll never get away from that.

ANYWAY. What's your name?

[burninatesjerks]

Hades, Lord of the Dead, God of the Underworld.

Or just Hades will do, Dickery.

[v_oltage]

And what happens when you do find them, dearheart~? ♥

[burninatesjerks]

Hey, baby. That's for you to find out when it's your turn. Heh.

[v_oltage]

But surprises are never fun unless I'm the one giving them~♥

[burninatesjerks]

Got a surprise for me, then, sweetcheeks? 'Cuz I got one for ya: I ain't tellin' you what I'm doing.

[wont_lose]

So, you're a death god? Never heard of you.

[burninatesjerks]

Great! Let's not get too familiar, sheman.

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[wont_lose]

....

[wont_lose]

...ass.