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[burningfeetman]

Rightie-ho, I am bored and I have been meaning to write this up for some time, so even though I shud really try to get a early night in to avoid unwelcome bad skin becoming worse, I probably won't so here goes

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Nooooooo Rob you are my idol, if you start paying adult fare (all zones day travelcard for TWO OF YOUR ENGLISH POUNDS!!) then what am I going to do??

Apologies for the overpunctuation but it is, let's face it, an emergency. I am also DISPLEASED that you were at Wembley and didn't see fit to do FMF things with me and my Chums. Ya big girl.

xxxx

[burningfeetman]

bollocks! i posted that before it was finished, and its poorly written too, d'oh!

you my child, are to follow with the fare-dodgingavoiding ways, you have a few good years left in you. the trick is - do not let nasty men (with obviously small manhoods) to: a) grab your wallet off you, go through it without your permission and find national insurance and visa electron cards b) threaten to call the police c) tell you he's been on the job for 15 years (yeah well done, mate!) b'cos no one's impressed, and d) gain more pleasure at catching you than is strictly necessary. CUNT!!

anyhoos, do continue the cause!

if i'd been at wembley of course i would have enjoyed your fmf company but i went to cardeeef and got harassed by some SEX PEOPLE! and got big welsh men high (i'll finish the write up soon....ish)

have a nice new years, chicken

xxx

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*GASP* That's practically ILLEGAL! Or at least it should be! Call in Miss Marple (though Amy fancies her which is merely strange..)

I'm fifteen. Who says I'm not fifteen? I'm quite obviously under the legal limit, no one who was legally allowed to have sex would be THIS FREAKED OUT THAT HER MOTHER IS SLEEPING WITH AN AMERICAN... ummmm sorry darling, look!